Oh hey.

I’m David. I use the alchemy of words, and also my brain, to create content and branding for companies all over the world.

At night, I live a monastic existence and write short stories about tragic weirdos.

I like to travel, but the phrase 'digital nomad' makes me feel queasy.

When I was 13, my headmaster pulled me out of class – for being a wise ass - and said:

“You, sir, are a broken twig on the tree of knowledge.”

I’ll show him.